Dave Spreitzer – Owner
“Where’s My Makers?!”
Ryan Mcguffin – General Manager
“Get Loose!”
Jason Dees – Manager
“Life’s a garden. Dig it.”
Stephanie Teague – Ginger Manager
“Redheads Do It Better!”
Kristen Byrnes – Campus Pub Gangsta.
“Deuces.”
Ryan Bowers – Official Booty Dooper
“Pull my finger.”
Tessie Bertrams – The Blondie.
“Question: How does a blonde spell Farm?
Answer: E-I-E-I-O. ”
Kevin Novak – Barmaid.
“Hooray for boobies!”
John Main – Mascot.
“You know what they say about guys with big antlers…”
Erica Cady – Skank.
“I’m the skank of the year. Don’t Judge Me.”
John Tabler – #1 Campus Pub Bachelor
“Chicks Dig Me.”
Wendy Williams – Silverware Roller-upper.
Zaheer Siam-something – Queso King
“That Shit Better Be Halal.”
J-Bone. – Grill Master.
“Ding fries are done.”
Hank The Tank – Safety Officer



















